Thursday, August 15, 2013

Gandalf Needs YOU! Join the War on Literary Fiction!

My sisters and brothers, like you I have been watching with interest the flame war in print and blog over genre fiction and literary fiction for the past years. It has erupted over questions such as “Is Stephen King a literary author?” and “Can genre fiction be considered literature?”

The literati have told us no, genre fiction can no more be literature than a pig could write Hamlet. A representative statement comes from Arthur Krystal of The New Yorker:

Make no mistake: good commercial fiction is inferior to good literary fiction in the same way that Santa Claus is inferior to Wotan. One brings us fun or frightening gifts, the other requires—and repays—observance.”  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2012/10/its-genre-fiction-not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-it.html

And so brothers and sisters, we are banished to our ghettos and garrets to read shameful, dog-eared novels of dubious provenance in which robots save the day, detectives find the killer, the girl kisses the guy, and the dragon’s head falls under the warrior’s blade. And as we turn page after furtive page, each sentence compounds a guilt which not even confession can absolve us of, that of being base and ignorant and low and profoundly uncool.

Yet our champions have gone forth. The position of the genre-ista has been most succinctly defended by Ursula K. LeGuin who wrote that literature is “The extant body of written art. All novels belong to it.”

Her argument is obvious and common sense, though I would add one simple appendix. All novels are literature, but there are indeed two kinds of novels, good ones and bad ones, and they can be found in what its partisans would call “literary fiction”, but which I shall henceforth call “high fiction.”

And for the past year I have waited for LeGuin’s argument to prevail, thinking in my simplicity that what she said was right and true, and therefore it would outlast all the rockets and bombasts of the literati.

I was wrong. The war has gone on.

The literati sit in the cafeteria telling us we can’t read those books at their table. They stand in the door of the school like George Wallace, telling us that the walls between high fiction and genre fiction will last now and forever. We must read our books in another place.

And the ultimate reason for their disapprobation is that our books just aren’t as good as theirs.

Brothers and sisters, for too long we have brooked their disrespect. For too long we have sweated in shame under the haze of their judgment. For too long we have tolerated their bullying.

And now I cry to you “No more!”

If the literati fail to see the absurdity of their own argument, we shall steal it from them that they might see their own absurdity. We shall become a mirror which allows them to face an ugly truth within themselves. They are segregationists. The literati make into two that which should be one, an act which all sages in all times have decried as leading to chaos and disorder. For too long they have said, “Our books are better than your books,” and for too long our reply has been “All books are equal!”

No more will our line be that of the accomidationists, those who simply wish to see genre seated at the table of literature beside high fiction. No no!

Instead brothers and sisters, our line shall now be: “Genre fiction is superior to literary fiction!”

And in truth we are wrong as they are wrong. But in being wrong, we will demonstrate their own wrongness to them.

And the literati will first laugh at us, saying they believed us fools before for enjoying Dennis Lehane, and we have now proved it. But as all who went before them who wished to make into two what was in fact one, from the antebellum slave power to the lawmakers of Jim Crow, they have not a logical leg to stand on. And we will demonstrate it with the brashness and boldness of our evidence.

Genre fiction is democratic. We write for the people, not the ivory tower. They would raise up works so erudite and impenetrable and plotless that only graduate students and professors have the time or desire to read them. People, I would add, with advantages of race and class which we in the Genre Army could only fantasize about being born with. The works they choose are walls thrown up by the establishment to keep the common man out of their classrooms, lectures, and away from them. Heavens know, a person without a master’s degree may smell a little of sweat, and that would be most unpleasant.

Genre fiction is vigorous. It is the way of the future. It is why partisans of high fiction are put in the awkward position of defending a type of literature so absent ideas that its most talented practitioners have turned to writing genre fiction! Micheal Chabon, Cormac McCarthy, Margaret Atwood, Philip Roth, and the list goes on. These authors demonstrate that talents are attracted to the healthy climate of genre, and the freedom it allows.

Freedom! Genre writers are free in ways literary writers are not. Cannot circumscribes the space of the writer of high fiction. A writer of high fiction cannot write sincerely of God or religion, cannot write a story that takes place anywhere but Earth, cannot write of exceptional men and women, cannot write a story set in the future or in the past, cannot write a story with a happy ending, and should wrap their shoulders in sackcloth for penance if they write a story with a page-turning plot. Like monks and their vows, the road of the writer of high fiction is one of abstinence and denial, for only in self-abnegation can our literary sins be forgiven. The writer and reader of high fiction is suspicious of any book, which may be- Joyce forbid! enjoyable.  

Imagination, which is finite but unbounded, is the only limit of the genre writer. And the matters which high fiction is so fond of discussing can be folded into genre stories. Because genre fiction is capable of containing the stories of high fiction, but high fiction cannot abide to tell genre stories, genre fiction is clearly superior to high fiction. In the same way that the shark is higher on the food than the seal it consumes, genre fiction shall rend to pieces and feed on the corpse of high fiction before moving on to find some fiercer, more worthy, prey.

And the literati will listen to all you say, and appear unruffled as a turkey in the yard the day after Thanksgiving. But in the bitter watches of the night, when they stare up at the ceiling unable to sleep and wonder if Don DeLillo is built for eternity, they will fear that we are right. And their fear will drive them to agree with the position that is the truth: That there is but one literature.  

As we genre-istas are the bearers of a greater teaching, I submit that we must no longer bear the bullying of the literati with patience. I take their segregationary and exclusionary policies and black-shirt tactics as a crime against culture.

Brothers and sisters, no more moving to the back of the bus!

No more hiding at the corner table!

Remember, genre fiction is superior to their “literature”! We must fight until the halls of academia ring with Elvish!   

Burn your unread copy of Infinite Jest!

Use Jonathon Franzen for toilet paper!

Genre fiction is better than literary fiction!

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